(Source: ircorey)

totallyadhd:

neatpotatoes:

avadakedavros:

"oh fuck i fucked up i fucked up"

happy fathers day little bud

and his name is Randy.

cutiewithahat:

nasturbate:

science side of tumblr why am i so gay

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oh-so-pleasant:

“average person makes 3 huge mistakes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person makes 0 huge mistakes per year. Georg Oscar Bluth II, who lives on yacht & makes over 10,000 huge mistakes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

tessaviolet:

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.

If there’s a prize for best Disney song this made the top five.

(Source: fire1ord)

lookuponherbehalf:

wait wait waaaaait

can we talk about the fact that the first time sirius sees harry in twelve years, harry is running away from home

can you just imagine sirius seeing this poor kid with his trunk and his broom and all of his worldly (wizarding) possessions on the street, completely at a loss for what to do? 

can we please talk about it though

(Source: siriuslypunk)

h0odrich:

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE


danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE

danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS

WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel)

bilboswaaggins:

josephsugg:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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you really live up to your url

I’m fucking crying, make john find this

a-homeless-man-with-icecream:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

Holy shit.. That’s a good analogy…
a-homeless-man-with-icecream:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

Holy shit.. That’s a good analogy…
a-homeless-man-with-icecream:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

Holy shit.. That’s a good analogy…

a-homeless-man-with-icecream:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

Holy shit.. That’s a good analogy…

(Source: officialkirstie)

batteur-senpai:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid

(Source: mareepe)

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise